This Explains EVERYTHING!!!

From the Boston Globe:

MINNEAPOLIS—Mitt Romney is counting another former Celtics great among his supporters.

Kevin McHale was among those attending a fundraiser for the Republican presidential contender on Saturday night in Minneapolis.

He joins Danny Ainge, who has already maxed out as a Romney contributor.

They sure know how to pick 'em.

Who knew that Danny and Kevin were helping Mittens let the dogs out? (Maybe they were swayed by Romney's claim that he can post up Obama...get it, it's because he's black and likes basketball. What a douche.)

Meanwhile, Michael Doleac and Sebastian Telfair see their Stop-n-Pop Canis Hoopus stock rise (while Mad-Dog's continues to fall). For more on candidates and hoops, check out this interesting post from the Black Fives Blog.

UPDATE: I was just thinking about Mad Dog's Romney quote. Does his support and Republican leanings foreshadow his entry into the lifelong Glen Taylor Timberwolves Country Club? It also makes you wonder how long DFL supporter Fred Hoiberg can keep his job. Good luck Freddie!!! We report, you decide.