With the All Star festivities underway in New Orleans, it’s time for mid-season awards to be handed out. First of all, I would like to give a quick recap of how our young Wolves played in last night's Rookie-Sophomore game:
- Corey Brewer watched the game with hustle and grit; rushing back and forth to his kitchen to refill popcorn (lite-no butter) at an incredible pace. He spilled a few kernels during the process but you can tell he really knows what he is doing and that he has a good future ahead of him.
- Craig Smith watched the contest at a local sports bar. Unfortunately, a larger guy was standing in front of him and he couldn't get a good view of the action. He tried using his girth to get a good viewing angle but was ultimately called for a foul by the bouncer and sent on his way.
- Randy Foye stopped into the same bar as Smith to watch the game but he kept to the perimeter of the room, trying only occasionally to make his way towards the Rhino. He tried throwing a couple of bar nuts at Smith to get his attention but he didn't really come close to hitting his big buddy. After a couple 13 or 14 failed attempts he yelled, "I run this bar!" before being escorted out of the building.
- Chris Richard...well, they don't have TV or electricity in Sioux Falls. He probably had another double-double.
Anywho...with no further delay, here are the awards:
MVP: Lebron James. Kobe Bryant gets some consideration and we’ll see how well the Lakers do if he has to miss some time, but playoff-bound Cleveland is downright unwatchable when James is out of the lineup and, oh by the way, Lebron has beat Kobe twice this year.
Rookie of the Year: (tie) Al Horford and Sean Williams. It’s not often you see two big men come into the league and be this proficient and effective on both ends of the court. There is no way chucker Kevin Durrant should win this award. He’s 6’10” with a jumper. Congratulations, you’re Keith Van Horn.
Starting 5 in the West:
- Chris Paul
- Kobe Bryant
- Carmelo Anthony
- Carlos Boozer
- Tim Duncan
Starting 5 in the East:
- Jose Calderon
- Dwayne Wade
- Lebron James
- Kevin Garnett
- Dwight Howard
6th Man (of all time): Manu Ginobli
Coach of the Year: Byron Scott (look who is leading the West folks)
Most Improved: Hedo Turkoglu. The guy has career highs across the board and he’s absolutely clutch. Here is a guy that many thought would be superfluous once Orlando maxed out Rashard Lewis. Not so much.
Most Disappointing Team: At first I thought Miami was the obvious choice for this award. However, after seeing how Shaq suddenly found the light in Phoenix, and how Pat Riley let some of their most important glue guys walk before the season even started, and that they actually traded for former Wolves Ricky Davis and Mark Blount, they’re really more pathetic than anything else. I’m going to have to roll with the Chicago Bulls on this one. Not only were they competing with the Wolves and Heat for the worst record in the league at one point, but they’ve completely lost whatever identity they had going for them last year. Ben Wallace is washed up, Ben Gordon is being jerked around, Tyrus Thomas is…well, even I don’t know what they’re doing with him, Luol Deng is hurt, and promising rookie Joakim Noah is averaging about 17-20 mpg. In the end, they’ll probably make the playoffs in the crappy Eastern Conference, Gordon and/or Deng will sign elsewhere, and they’ll be left with what…Kirk Hinrich and Andres Nocioni? Along with the Knicks, Heat, Sonics, and, if the Jason Kidd deal doesn’t go through, the Nets, the Bulls are one of the few teams that I honestly wouldn’t want the Wolves to trade places with. And that’s saying a lot.
Biggest Surprise: 4 1/2 games separating the 1st and 8th seeds in the Western Conference. The only saving grace for the top 8 teams is that Portland seems to be fading fast and Denver is probably the only real threat of moving up. Still, a lot could change.
Biggest Karmic Occurrence: After the Lakers ripped off Memphis for Pau Gasol, the GM’s of the Western Conference went absolutely apes#$t. Some of them went so far as to make (or propose) ridiculous trades that would mortgage their future for old, washed-up players like Shaq and Kidd. Hey, you have to keep up with the Joneses and a Andrew Bynum, Gasol, Lamar Odom, Bryant, Derrick Fisher starting 5 seemed like a pretty fierce opponent come April. Then Kobe went and jacked up his shooting hand and may require surgery. Oh, and no one really knows how Bynum will come back after rehabbing his dislocated kneecap. Meanwhile, the crazy dancing geek billionaire appears to have colluded with Jerry Stackhouse to make the Kidd-deal work and in the process he may have alienated his young point (if the deal doesn’t work), cast off 3 of his top-8 rotation (if they deal does work), and all-around FUBAR’d his franchise (either way). All for the thought of something that, thanks to a jacked-up Kobe pinky, probably won’t happen anyway. Meanwhile, deep in the heart of Texas…
Predictions:
MVP: Lebron
Rookie of the Year: Kevin Durrant (I know, this sucks)
Conference Finals: Detroit vs. Orlando and Utah vs. San Antonio
Finals: Detroit vs. San Antonio
Champions: San Antonio
Coach of the Year: Doc Rivers
Wolves final record: 16-66 (pure evil)
Wolves draft position: 4
Wolves draft pick: Kevin Love
Number of times I will bang my head on the desk if final 2 predictions come true: 3,256
That is all. Until later.



